Be aware with what software you are using to get married :)
Dear IT Support,
Last year Iupgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0andnoticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewellery applicationsthat had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition,Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, butinstalled undesirable programssuch as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And nowConversation 8.0 no longer runsandHouse Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've triedrunning Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Reply From IT Support
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering thecommand C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do,DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary,Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You mightconsider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personallyrecommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Kesimpulannya, suami atau isteri cuma manusia biasa yang perlukan masa dan peluang untuk jadi lebih baik.