Saturday, August 28, 2010

English is... insane

 You think English is easy???

      Read to the end . . . a new twist

      1) The bandage was wound around the wound.

      2) The farm was used to produce produce .

      3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.

      4) We must polish the Polish furniture.

      5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.

      6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

      7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present .

      8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

      9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

      10) I did not object to the object.

      11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

      12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row .

      13) They were too close to the door to close it.

      14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.

      15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

      16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

      17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

      18) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

      19) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

      20) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?


12 comments:

myra arshad (: said...

HAHA. seriously dah kompius! :D

Zarpeno said...

sampai takat namber 7 dah give up.hahah

almutarjimah said...

huhu English is 'kompiusing' tapi aku tak boleh give up sebab aku belajar benda alah ni.

marinahunny said...

hahahhaa fening mak..hehee

eh salam singgah ye, trima ksih singgah blog saya ;)

almutarjimah said...

terima kasih kembali :)

Yorke Kun said...

oh, ini adalah kes VERB vs NOUN..haha..prnah bce pggunaan F word..oh,yg tu lagi gila!haha

almutarjimah said...

Yorke: yang mana? nak jugak ~

Yorke Kun said...

entah..aku tgk dlm vdeo yg mmber ak forward dlu..huhuhu

Yorke Kun said...

try search "The Versatility of F.U.C.K." kt youtube..br je jmpe..hehe

almutarjimah said...

hoho ok will do thanks bro!

Yorke Kun said...

dgr saja tau..jgn guna..ni m'sia! haha

almutarjimah said...

hahaha sudah dgr...indian teacher. Memang versatile lah!